Professor Coltbalt
((In Silly News…))

(( In other silly news, I got my hands on a pair of scissors and a Arizona Iced Tea Can, and have made myself a jaunty little crown.

KNEEL BEFORE ME PEASANTS.))

Oh my goodness, I need to get started on my costume then!!

Better hurry!

Chop chop.

I dunno about Sunday...

Saturday then.

So, when IS the party?

Tomorrow, Or Sunday, I am thinking.

Ah! Right you are! Sorry the puns get a little confusing... Well there goes my plan to ruin a party through historical irony. Unless you don't mind me starting a civil war in your house.

Perhaps. I worn you though, several of the guests seem to want to carry swords.

captainblackmane:

profcoltbalt:

captainblackmane replied to your post: Oh! Oh! I of course be intendin’ ta come Coltbalt. And do not worry yaself, I be excellent at themed parties!

What be a Wako?

Pirates of Feudal Neighpon.

Good idea Coltbalt. Uh, what exactly did these pirates go about wearin’ exactly?

That’s not my problem, Blackmane.

I am certain you will figure something out.

If you're having a Neighponese party, you should order catering from that Neighponese restaurant.

I suppose I should?

Oh! Oh! I of course be intendin' ta come Coltbalt. And do not worry yaself, I be excellent at themed parties!

I suppose you would do good in a Wako costume, wouldn’t you?

... Yes a neighponese party. and then the party crashers will all come in in British navy uniforms and every one will have a great time till they get addicted to opium.

That’s a bit more Chineighs.